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void()

Nov 27, 2015, 6:19 AM

Is watching your cock shoot a load, a big part of your orgasm?

Male hip can meet my prurient desires!

Are you more into hair or smoothness?

What does it feel like in those final seconds before a guy cums in your
mouth?

Whats your cocksucking Technique?

These are forum post titles. Why am I writing up a new thread to post
titles?

Well, I am a bit security conscious. In that I often notice odd things.
To me all these forum titles and what is asked or presented for
discussion seem to be a fishing trip. That is to say someone is making a
concerted effort to troll our forum.

They do so by presenting a myriad of discussions. These may all
seem unrelated, often by different ( or appearing different ) post
writers. They are all related though. They are all part of a line of
interrogation meant to disarm, to gain confidence.

Once the general populace of the forums forget these, insults and
debasing will begin. These topics will be recalled and used against
forum users. It is something akin to what Federal agents, police use.
When the police and Federal agents are caught at it and called for it,
it is known as entrapment and ruled illegal and invalid.

It is a ploy also known as bait and switch, stick and carrot. At
present the they behind these topics are showing everyone the carrot
dangling from the stick, leading us. Some may find such cyclic diatribes
entertaining. Many do not and many see it for what it is. There are many
who cannot see it though.

Please exercise caution. This is all I ask. Understand you may be
responding to what is commonly known as sock puppets. Look that term up
in any search engine to clarify the meaning. Once you do, you'll have a
better understanding of why I wrote this posting. What seems to be going
on is not what is going on, and now that I have figured it out, it'll go
sideways again. I know it will and expect it too. It always does.

Hypersexual11

Nov 27, 2015, 9:26 AM

charles-smythe

Nov 27, 2015, 1:32 PM

pole_smoker

Nov 27, 2015, 2:16 PM

blah blah blah typical mindless paranoid ramblings about nothing
I see someone's not on their medications or getting help for their myriad of mental illnesses. :rolleyes:

Who cares what people post on this site? This is an amateur bisexual porn/sex site for bisexual adults. :rolleyes:

If you do not like a certain topic or are a prude, then don't click on it and read it or reply to it. :rolleyes:

void()

Nov 27, 2015, 5:59 PM

I see someone's not on their medications or getting help for their myriad of mental illnesses. :rolleyes:

Who cares what people post on this site? This is an amateur bisexual porn/sex site for bisexual adults. :rolleyes:

If you do not like a certain topic or are a prude, then don't click on it and read it or reply to it. :rolleyes:

And I do not require you telling me what to read or not read or reply to, thank you. I do not need to ask you. I do not in fact.

If it bothers you that someone who lived through another person doing this negative stuff, offers plain words of caution, "don't read it or reply to it."

Fits both ways asshole. And I did not accuse anyone specifically. I simply offered what I observed and words of caution. That has nothing to do with any mental illness except maybe having half a brain in your head. Go crawl back in your stank hole.

NjbiGuy01

Nov 27, 2015, 6:04 PM

void() how can you respond like this if you are a "bot" ? ass_pole_smoker said you are, it must be true ;)

Fuck him. Period. End of story.

void()

Nov 27, 2015, 6:07 PM

Hehe, I read my title before posting and thought, 'that looks like a pole post'. Sorry about that. I am sincerely interested to see if others share my odd love of watching their cock shoot. My apologies if I came across as some troll. I don't see how it's all that different from asking if you and your wife share a cock. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

You have a good one too. I didn't note you specifically, it was simply what I saw in an overview of posts. Apologies for casting too wide a net in demonstration of what I saw. Fairly sure you understand the concept of profiling, used by law enforcement. It along with entrapment are tools. Profiling can give averages but not specifics, "he's of this type of worker, she drives only imports, the teens at that park caused the vandalism at a church". The same tool can be used by those seeking to engage in written, verbal assault. As I say, learned about this kind of stuff having lived through it. See it often on many forums, mailing lists, irc channels, usenet. It becomes tiresome to watch and not offer a mild warning.

void()

Nov 27, 2015, 6:11 PM

void() how can you respond like this if you are a "bot" ? ass_pole_smoker said you are, it must be true ;)

Fuck him. Period. End of story.

I have programmed ass_pole responses that the Bot_Master set up on creation. It uses an advanced Boolean & Regex expression matching algorithm similar to Spam Assassin of email server fame. ;) For further help you may ask, "Version_, Help_, Info_, HOWTO_, CHANGELOG_, Contact_". Hope you have a nice day you lying disease infested toaster. :) ;)

pole_smoker

Nov 27, 2015, 6:36 PM

I have programmed ass_pole responses that the Bot_Master set up on creation. It uses an advanced Boolean & Regex expression matching algorithm similar to Spam Assassin of email server fame. ;) For further help you may ask, "Version_, Help_, Info_, HOWTO_, CHANGELOG_, Contact_". Hope you have a nice day you lying disease infested toaster. :) ;)
You're off your medications void, or were you ever on any? :) ;) :rolleyes:

pepperjack

Nov 27, 2015, 6:53 PM

You have a good one too. I didn't note you specifically, it was simply what I saw in an overview of posts. Apologies for casting too wide a net in demonstration of what I saw. Fairly sure you understand the concept of profiling, used by law enforcement. It along with entrapment are tools. Profiling can give averages but not specifics, "he's of this type of worker, she drives only imports, the teens at that park caused the vandalism at a church". The same tool can be used by those seeking to engage in written, verbal assault. As I say, learned about this kind of stuff having lived through it. See it often on many forums, mailing lists, irc channels, usenet. It becomes tiresome to watch and not offer a mild warning.

It's cool , Void.:) You just perceived what you thought was a pattern. I do the same thing. So do cops or any other type of investigator. And it makes sense;like a combination of profiling & phishing. Given what's going on in the world at large and this site in particular, you know the expression, " you can't be too careful these days." And at least you're smart enough to use the blue winking smiley accurately, unlike the dumb shit resident troll who thinks he has an inside joke going on with anyone he viciously attacks. :rolleyes:

void()

Nov 27, 2015, 7:01 PM

You're off your medications void, or were you ever on any? :) ;) :rolleyes:

I take gabapentin for nerve pain, the sciatic cluster in my back flares up and totally wrecks my body by exerting severe pain signals all through it. This causes muscle tension, spasms and autonomous actions. Sometimes, I literally punch myself myself in the face for no apparent reason save for the nerves all going haywire on me.

Or repeat words as I write for not looking, and just writing. See above paragraph. :)

I take valspartan, a generic for diovan which is a blood pressure medicine. I visited a doctor after getting off work one evening. I had busted my hump and rebuilt 30 big apple bins. Not the little apple crates, the bins the tractor trailers use to haul the apples. They each weigh around 250lbs each empty. I slung them around like rag dolls and I'm just a wiry framed guy with a little paunch. I weigh roughly the same as the bins, or attempt to most of the time, recently dropped 30lbs from 280 to get back.

Oh yeah, or forget points to include. That doctor visit saw a nurse literally holding me down on the bench, refusing to let me move. She went and grabbed some diovan samples and fed me one on her return. The doc walked in, saw my BP stats and turned to ask the nurse, "feeding him blood pressure medicine now doctor", she said. i had like 200 over 90 something. She & the doc both agreed it was a miracle I had not had a stroke. The above paragraph missed that point. :)

I take a generic for Vistaril, which is as needed for anxiety attacks. I freeze up and get glassy eyed in Wal-Mart, too many people, too clausterphobic. The gabapentin is also as needed for pain. I usually take two 300mg caps of a night before bed, one of a morn. Beyond that I use otc Tylenol to help knock arthritis occasionally. I have a small cache of tramadol what I'm allowed by a NP who served as a navy nurse. She said as needed for physical pain. i try to avoid taking it. She pulled it from other patients as they got addicted.

I also daily use Androgel. My body produces no testosterone on it's own. So, there's my medicines. I take 'em fine. Thanks for the false unwarranted concern. Maybe you want my wife's job? She looks after me. I come in all buggered up, staved up, she says "look you're bleeding here, lump here, bruise there ... " I'm looking at her blankly. "Oh, never noticed." She then patches me up. "Get up boy, you ain't hurt." And I do. You want that job?

And just if it's not clear, I embody the expression "go hard or go home". That isn't meant as intimidation. It's merely stating fact, what is, is. I get frustrated with people who tell me I quit too easily. The biggest problem I have is, I don't quit. There's no off switch inside me any longer. And I always do things the hardest way, I learn more in doing that, I better appreciate and gain experience of whatever it is. But, I bore easily too. I get the mechanics or working knowledge of doing something, then I become lost. I become bored and look to advance. Often that causes friction.

Put several supervisors to shame in a few places. I out worked them, worked smarter than them. But I could not advance or take their jobs. I feel insecure in doing maths but understand what is called a rolling inventory system very well, and can keep that going indefinitely. I refuse to handle money aside from a drop, or to make a special buy wherein the supervisor gets a full receipt and any change back. Not that I'm not trustworthy, just aware that I'm not the best at maths, or money. Ergo, I get passed over for advancing.

I lack time or incentive to educate better in maths. It may well behoove me to do so but as our economy is in free fall, see no point. I'll grow beans, do firewood, feed and heat people. I become a valued resource. :) Not everyone can grow beans, or do firewood. Not everyone can fish, hunt either. Not everyone reads. Gee, I keep building skills, I learned to hang fence yet again. :) No need of money when I can feed, warm people, fence out wild critters. I can trade skills, food, warmth for things I cannot do, or do well. "Hey, balance my account, I'll fix you some good veggie stew, deal?" It often works.

void()

Nov 27, 2015, 7:18 PM

It's cool , Void.:) You just perceived what you thought was a pattern. I do the same thing. So do cops or any other type of investigator. And it makes sense;like a combination of profiling & phishing. Given what's going on in the world at large and this site in particular, you know the expression, " you can't be too careful these days." And at least you're smart enough to use the blue winking smiley accurately, unlike the dumb shit resident troll who thinks he has an inside joke going on with anyone he viciously attacks. :rolleyes:

Well I was in deed attempting to have some levity with NJBiGuy. Figured he would understand my calling him what I did. I mean heck as even he admits, if ass_pole says it, it must be gospel. :) * shaking head * "Shiiit fire, not too worried 'bout it." Had fun this afternoon. Loaded a really full pickup load of oak, then unloaded it and ricked it. Got at least another truck load to fetch on morrow. Chief here was having a fit of feeling weak. So, I did most of the work today. Wife's dad was a Chief Warrant officer in Army, silly me never made it past what was Master Gunnery Sarge in marines but Navy's equivalent. And that was stripped the same day it was sewn on. Just how life worked. So, yep, Chief was 'walking the dog' today. :) Also think I suessed out how to keep my dogs penned, finally ( touching wood thrice ). Now the neighbor lady won't be such a ... ahem. Lalalala ... "Damn it, there he goes again, that manic effing lallala'er, I'll catch him one day and kick his teeth in." hehehe :)

Annika L

Nov 27, 2015, 10:28 PM

I see someone's not on their medications or getting help for their myriad of mental illnesses.

It's kind of you to take an interest, but I suspect he's ok.

Who cares what people post on this site?

People on this site. I'd have thought that was clear by now.

If you do not like a certain topic or are a prude, then don't click on it and read it or reply to it.

So presumably you like this topic. Huh. Seems like kind of a length to go to for attention, but I suppose some are desperate.

void()

Nov 28, 2015, 5:01 AM

It's cool , Void.:) You just perceived what you thought was a pattern.

Yes. That is exactly what I did. Have learned too that is the possibly the greatest human error. All of us humans
look for patterns instinctively. This tends to be the basis of reasoning.

Why is it an error? Well, there may in fact not be any patterns. We insist though because our small minds cannot
bear the unfathomable. Not to sound like the recent movie Lucy but we create labels, classes, one plus one equalling
two but no two making one. We feel a need to codify, to create order. Whose order though?

In keeping themed with the site's main thrust, how does that relate to sexuality? Human beings have sex ergo what
effects the human condition, effects human sexuality. Bisexual folks often are made to feel outside, inferior. We are
seen as weird or different because we cannot class sexual desires, romantic ones to one gender or another. I find,
at least for myself and possibly other bisexuals, we do not have a thing. People have hobbies or things they do well,
they call it their thing. Bisexuals do a good bit of things well but don't have a thing, we avoid being typed or classed.

Then you've society at large. They are black and white only. You are are either A or B, you cannot be anything else.
Why then would an E want to bother having sex with any As or Bs? A pattern, here pattern, there pattern ... all but
naught, my kingdom for a horse.

NjbiGuy01

Nov 28, 2015, 11:10 AM

Void() thanks for your PM. We're good my friend, as I am with most of the people here.

pole_smoker

Nov 28, 2015, 1:59 PM

pole_smoker

Nov 28, 2015, 2:14 PM

Yes. That is exactly what I did. Have learned too that is the possibly the greatest human error. All of us humans
look for patterns instinctively. This tends to be the basis of reasoning.

Why is it an error? Well, there may in fact not be any patterns. We insist though because our small minds cannot
bear the unfathomable. Not to sound like the recent movie Lucy but we create labels, classes, one plus one equalling
two but no two making one. We feel a need to codify, to create order. Whose order though?

In keeping themed with the site's main thrust, how does that relate to sexuality? Human beings have sex ergo what
effects the human condition, effects human sexuality. Bisexual folks often are made to feel outside, inferior. We are
seen as weird or different because we cannot class sexual desires, romantic ones to one gender or another. I find,
at least for myself and possibly other bisexuals, we do not have a thing. People have hobbies or things they do well,
they call it their thing. Bisexuals do a good bit of things well but don't have a thing, we avoid being typed or classed.

Then you've society at large. They are black and white only. You are are either A or B, you cannot be anything else.
Why then would an E want to bother having sex with any As or Bs? A pattern, here pattern, there pattern ... all but
naught, my kingdom for a horse.
:rolleyes: I see you're off your medications for your many mental illnesses- not that you were ever probably on any :smiles15 , and being a professional victim as usual. ;) :rolleyes:

No bisexual people are not "made to feel outside or inferior" this is not the 1950s or early 1960s and even then people knew about bisexuality and that women and men can be and are bisexual. :rolleyes:

Society, and people who are not bisexual-as in gay/lesbian, and heterosexual people have known about, understood, and accepted us bisexual people for decades. :rolleyes: ;) :smiles15 but you're locked in your closet as are other people here and you all whine about silly lies and bullshit like this. :rolleyes: ;) :smiles15

void()

Nov 28, 2015, 4:10 PM

:rolleyes: Void and you are both severely mentally ill, and neither of you are cops, investigators, etc. even if you both want to pretend you are on the internet on a sex/amateur porn site like this one. :rolleyes: ;) :) ;) :smilies15

Never said I was a cop, investigator, or federal agent of any kind. I will say from experience of working with state troopers, federal marshals, emergency services people, one tends to learn about their methodology. It happens as part of natural proximity in doing what needs done.

For example, I also know you do not simply cut off a pair of M.A.S.T trousers. I know why you do not. I also know they can be used to save the life of someone with a broken femur. Ran a rescue squad call where we did just that. It was a volunteer rescue squad and we were fortunate to have a lot of retired police, firefighters, nurses, people who had long term employ with various government agencies to teach us, to be on our team. So, you pick up all kinds of ins and outs as a matter of being around, asking, discussing various things.

Not said I was anything you suggest and will not say it. Not pretending anything either. I am me, myself, I and at times even that is difficult enough. Thank you again though for your unwarranted false concern. The question still remains. You want my wife's job?

void()

Nov 28, 2015, 4:23 PM

:rolleyes: I see you're off your medications for your many mental illnesses- not that you were ever probably on any :smiles15 , and being a professional victim as usual. ;) :rolleyes:

No bisexual people are not "made to feel outside or inferior" this is not the 1950s or early 1960s and even then people knew about bisexuality and that women and men can be and are bisexual. :rolleyes:

Society, and people who are not bisexual-as in gay/lesbian, and heterosexual people have known about, understood, and accepted us bisexual people for decades. :rolleyes: ;) :smiles15 but you're locked in your closet as are other people here and you all whine about silly lies and bullshit like this. :rolleyes: ;) :smiles15

[I see you're off your medications for your many mental illnesses- ...

Already covered this. Again it comes back to the question of do want my wife's job?

I am taking any and all medications I need to take, as prescribed. Frankly I do not see how it is of your concern.
What medicines do you take that makes you an asshole? You must overdose daily, I would think.

being a professional victim as usual.

No. I actually am a survivor thank you. The only victim here is you. You're letting your actions of acting like an asshole rob you of people who may be friends with you. You're being victim of your own hatred. A shame that hatred also blinds you to its effects.

No bisexual people are not "made to feel outside or inferior" this is not the 1950s or early 1960s and even then people knew about bisexuality and that women and men can be and are bisexual.

And you speak for all bisexuals, everywhere, of every generation? Who elected you to such authority?

Yes, some bisexuals are made to feel inferior, or at the least that bisexuality is negative. Do you actually read? I doubt it. Probably all that asshole medicine destroying your vision.

Not in any closet here either. My wife knows, her dad knows, my mom knows and I figure there are a few people here in our community that know. I simply do not flaunt myself in public. Those who I discern need to know, know. Those who are not discerned to need to know, don't. There are many reasons some may not need know. Respect is one reason. Guess that medicine destroys that for you too. Oh well, I see there lacks point to talk with you.

pole_smoker

Nov 28, 2015, 4:34 PM

...you'll have to excuse me I'm off my meds...oh wait I was never on any!
*yawn* Who cares what you claim to "know"? :rolleyes: ;)

void()

Nov 28, 2015, 4:37 PM

*yawn* Who cares what you claim to "know"? :rolleyes: ;)

Exactly, who gives a flying fuck what you pretend to know, either? It goes both ways you dumb fucker.

While you're pretending to know me, why not suck my balls while you're at it. If you know me, you'll know which one gets jealous. Then, you can pretend to know how I like my coffee in the morning.

Then, come on home you little bitch. Got a stiff one to ram up your ass, no lube. No, it wouldn't be my cock. I wouldn't do that because you've proven you're not worth a fuck.

pole_smoker

Nov 28, 2015, 5:12 PM

Already covered this. Again it comes back to the question of do want my wife's job?

I am taking any and all medications I need to take, as prescribed. Frankly I do not see how it is of your concern.
What medicines do you take that makes you an asshole? You must overdose daily, I would think.

No. I actually am a survivor thank you. The only victim here is you. You're letting your actions of acting like an asshole rob you of people who may be friends with you. You're being victim of your own hatred. A shame that hatred also blinds you to its effects.

And you speak for all bisexuals, everywhere, of every generation? Who elected you to such authority?

Yes, some bisexuals are made to feel inferior, or at the least that bisexuality is negative. Do you actually read? I doubt it. Probably all that asshole medicine destroying your vision.

Not in any closet here either. My wife knows, her dad knows, my mom knows and I figure there are a few people here in our community that know. I simply do not flaunt myself in public. Those who I discern need to know, know. Those who are not discerned to need to know, don't. There are many reasons some may not need know. Respect is one reason. Guess that medicine destroys that for you too. Oh well, I see there lacks point to talk with you.
LMAO!!! :rolleyes: "People" like you deserve no respect as you have done fuck all to earn it, and you're severely mentally ill.

So you're out to certain family members like your mom, and your father in law, and maybe a few people...that's not being out. The idea that "Those who are not discerned to need to know don't" makes you nothing but a closet queen. ;) :rolleyes:

I've been out as bisexual for decades since before the best part of you dripped out of your mom's cunt and onto her inner thighs and legs. :rolleyes: It's not your mom or dad's fault that you are such a waste of space, and a total mess mentally...oh wait it is your parents have shitty genes and it runs in both you and your "wife's" families. ;) :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: What hate? I simply tell the truth about people, and tell it like it is. ;) :rolleyes: You're a professional victim type even if you want to claim and pretend you are not. :rolleyes: ;)

pole_smoker

Nov 28, 2015, 5:16 PM

Exactly, who gives a flying fuck what you pretend to know, either? It goes both ways you dumb fucker.

While you're pretending to know me, why not suck my balls while you're at it. If you know me, you'll know which one gets jealous. Then, you can pretend to know how I like my coffee in the morning.

Then, come on home you little bitch. Got a stiff one to ram up your ass, no lube. No, it wouldn't be my cock. I wouldn't do that because you've proven you're not worth a fuck.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: You're full of rage and hate, and I don't suck off mentally ill nutcases like you who have tiny dicks and tiny balls that they can't even get hard without medication. ;) :rolleyes: I also have never been fucked unlike you LOL. ;) :rolleyes:

void()

Nov 28, 2015, 8:19 PM

I read pole's replies. I choose not to respond to them any longer. I have nothing to prove. I prove things to myself and that suffices.

He falsely claims knowledge and authority, while having neither. He can ramble and rage on all he likes. I can choose to not read, or reply to his posts.

I'm enjoying some good root beer flavored vape on a Smok RSST this evening. Someone built me an introductory coil for the Genisis style RTA ( rebuild-able tank atomizer ). I had been using a few other flavors in the tank.

The tank needed cleaning out. So, I unhitched the coil from positive and took out the positive pin. Then, I unscrewed the deck from the tank and took the unit fully apart.

A nice rinse in warm water. I put the deck back atop the tank, positive pin back through. Then, I checked the coil and cleaned it by pulsing the fire button. Good to go.

Filled up with 3 ml of Root Beer juice. Tasting really good on a 1 ohm coil at 9 watts. I'll bump back to 11 watts after the wick soaks in more juice.

Did not go out for firewood today. Wife's bro-in-law did, they only had 3/4 to a one truck load left to bring out. Too many hands despite seeming to help get things done quicker, often becomes counter productive.

void()

Nov 29, 2015, 2:51 PM

It's kind of you to take an interest, but I suspect he's ok.

:) Getting a bit frustrated with my dogs. They seem content playing the 'let's get out of the pen' game with me. Keep on fixing or arranging the pen to not permit them freedom. They still manage to point out flaws.

We're not quite rural enough to allow them free rein. There are several farms nearby, some with sheep, others with cattle, chickens, various livestock. Farmers dislike coyotes that prowl our area. Dog, coyote? What does it matter to a farmer late at night protecting livestock?

I would not be too bent out of shape would that one or all of our dogs wound up shot dead in such a case. Granted it would make me sad, yet I would understand the justification. There are also a few neighbors who at times have small children around. Gee, human livestock, do we see it being similar?

Ergo, in respecting the peace, better to kennel the dogs. Leave it to my dogs to be smart asses keen on escaping. We'll get it sorted out though. Narrowing their means of escape from fewer to none every day.

Despite this mild annoyance, what seems akin to what fathers of human children face, yes I'm alright. Looking forward to soon beginning the process of attaining a full new set of teeth. Then, I may be fine instead of just alright. :) Wife thinks she'll go gaga once I can smile again.

Little by little a stack to a pile, to a heap, to a mountain. Day by day, no other way. :)

Annika L

Nov 30, 2015, 12:02 AM

Sorry to hear about the dogs...take heart, though, if he cares about your meds, then ps probably cares about your dogs too. Between the two of you, I'm sure you'll have it sorted out in no time.

void()

Nov 30, 2015, 7:16 AM

Sorry to hear about the dogs...take heart, though, if he cares about your meds, then ps probably cares about your dogs too. Between the two of you, I'm sure you'll have it sorted out in no time.

No kidding. I'm sure he can fix a fence for me with all those P.h.d he
has on his walls. That ought to be a simple task for someone highly
educated. It would save me a lot of frustration for sure. May have him
also fix the tail pipe on my wife's SUV while he is being so handy about
the place.

He could also help in paying for a load of heating fuel. That would
avoid us needing to go swing a loan until after tax refunds. Much
against doing it for more reasons than merely not wanting to risk the
financial snafu. Of course, he could also help with those reasons as
well. He might guide wife's bro-in-law to a job making more than $100
a week, so, he could be a man and take responsibility for his own two
human boys.

Heck, while he's at it he could guide me to one of the 4,000 janitor
positions alleged to be in my area that do not have at least 200+ people
standing line to fill. And it needs to be one fairly local, I will not
consider Charleston or Parkersburg unless they pay at least $15 hourly
due to fuel costs, auto maintenance, auto insurance, cost of living
expenses. If I will not consider jobs that are 40+ miles one way, I'll
not consider any that are farther away. I rather have a job withing a
20 mile range. Honestly rather have a career yet those vanished in the
1980's.

No, not that I desire being a career janitor. That is though what SS
offered up as what I'm fit to do, light janitor duty, no ladders, no
lifting of over 40 lbs for any great lengths. It seems no one else does
stuff outside those limits around here but me. I'm sure pole would be a
great help. He could be an excellent handy person with that education
and high level professionalism. It'll be so great to have all that extra
help! I just cannot contain my joy!

Oh yeah, he can help me field dressing dear and other various venison.
I will also need help in skinning it out as well. Someone needs to climb
up and wrap the skin over the rock. Heck he may even teach me better
methods of hunting or gardening beans. It'll be so wonderful! :)

He can help me so much because, of course, I am just such a helpless
victim. Everyone knows what he says is gospel most divine! Who am I
to question such great authority?